News Tonight - Screaming Priest [090719-01]
[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Today a confused priest was arrested by the police, he ran through the streets of our local city screaming the power of Christ compels you. [Chaniqua] Hi everyone I'm here at the victim support center surrounded by crying children. They simply weren't mentally prepared for a screaming lunatic. Even when the police was at the scene the priest started sprinkling holy water on the police officers. It was then that they decided that this man needed to be interrogated for further study into the paranormal. You see it wasn't the regular police but some off branch that nobody knows off who quickly took over the investigation. [Talon] Amazing reporting Chaniqua, as always. People, now I will have your attention for the following, chipmunks in heat... [Soundbite] Not wantzing to changze ze past, is a reluctanze to changze in ze prezent! [Announcer] Tonight on SDIA Special Documentary Inside Access, Timetr...
New readers are probably asking themselves the question, Who is Adolph Hitler. Funny, you always knew the answer to this question. Adolph Hitler is a famous rapper, his real name is Dee Troit and is the company executive of the record label Detroit Records. And, yes, he is strapped!!!
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ReplyDeleteAnd the next time you whine about Sieg Heil, complain about the Brittish as well, Sieg Heil, means Seek Victory. The english used the V for victory symbol.... Your V does not mean peace you fucking hippy!!! (I accidentally typed B in stead of V, could not edit my post)
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