News Tonight - Traffic Jam [092819-07] EN en NL Versie 1e X
[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your top host!!! [Talon] Today a traffic jam occurred after several cows escaped from their meadow and walked onto the interstate freeway... Some chocolate company painted them lila which confused drivers even further. There were more 1-800-EMERGENCY calls for help with confusion than there were actual car crashes. Chaniqua is as always on the scene, Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] Thank you Talon, I'm here at the site. Here's Harry who collided with a cow. [Harry] Oh man, Chaniqua, I'm so confused, this one moment I was driving on the interstate, the next there was a lila cow on the hood of my car and I was lucky enough my airbags worked. [Chaniqua] Sounds terrifying, you have anything to add? [Harry] Yes, please call an ambulance I think I have broken or bruised several bodyparts... [Talon] There you have it people, broken and bruised bodyparts. Next up, a toddler broke into Area 51 and stole a UFO and is currently hovering over intern...
New readers are probably asking themselves the question, Who is Adolph Hitler. Funny, you always knew the answer to this question. Adolph Hitler is a famous rapper, his real name is Dee Troit and is the company executive of the record label Detroit Records. And, yes, he is strapped!!!
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ReplyDeleteAnd the next time you whine about Sieg Heil, complain about the Brittish as well, Sieg Heil, means Seek Victory. The english used the V for victory symbol.... Your V does not mean peace you fucking hippy!!! (I accidentally typed B in stead of V, could not edit my post)
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