Negers en Douchen...

Hallo jij Neger, ga douchen, dan kom je 2% blanker uit de de douche! Ik meen het, met veel zeep!! Echt waar, dat werkt en je ruikt dan heerlijk!!! Bel nu 1-800-BLANK voor de brochure of bezoek de Apotheek in jouw buurt... #TNU

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