Joe and Jill 14OKT2022



Old Joe is confused and starts acting like an iltalian gangster...

[Congressman] Joe Joe, do you know about the papers? [Joe] Joe What papers, I don't know anything about no papers! 

18 awkard seconds later...

[Congressman] And what about the doxuments?? [Joe]  what documents, what documents???

Biden leans down and pets a very submissive Commander, almost like Hitler did at the time...

[Congressman] And what about the physicical evidence?  [Joe] what about evidence there's nothing on it about no physical papers?? [Congressman] People like conspiracy theorists journalists, gatekeepers, whiners, diners, even rich people, write papers, and documents, sir!!!

A very awkward 27 seconds later...

[Joe] Yes I know that, at least they used to write, now they only type, and I might sound like a senile old man right now, but we need more writing than typing in school! [Congressman] Sir, are you talking about black children in black communities?? [Joe] Does anyone have any Oreo's??? [Security Guard] Right here Sir!!! [Joe] I sure love those Oreo Cookies!!!!!

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