4 Jouw moeder grappen...

Jouw moeder is zo dik dat wetenschappers haar gebruiken om vertgehalte aan te duiden voor mensen met extreem overgewicht, zo van je vriendin is 0.87 op de schaal van je moeder!!!

; Ik breng je moeder grappen naar een nieuw niveau, geef me ongelijk!!!


Jouw moeder, is zo dik, dat ze 3 parachutes nodig heeft!!!


Dankjewel, echt waar, jouw moeder heeft een revolutie in TV's veroorzaakt, zij is de bron waaruit de noodzaak van waarom breedbeeld Televisies bestaan, zonder jouw moeder keken we nog allemaal 4:3!!!


Jouw moeder is zo vet als roomboter, nee je moeder is zo dik als een koe! Nee voor jouw moeder moeten we naar de oceaan!! Je moeder is een walvis!!!

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