Ultieme Womanizer Concept S01E01

[Ultieme Womanizer] Zag je net die prachtige en geweldige teef met blond haar? [Zijn Wingmate] Die gouden teef net? [Ultieme Womanizer] Ja, dat was inderdaad een mooie Golden Retriever! [Ultieme Womanizer] Ik wil ook zo'n puppy!! [Zijn Wingmate] Ik weet het broer, maar we kunnen het betalen!!! [Ultieme Womanizer] Maar dan moet ik mijn pleziertjes inleveren, ik bedoel, hoe vaak eten wij biefstuk? [Zijn Wingmate] Één keer in de week, soms twee! [Ultieme Womanizer] Maargoed, deze discussie gaat nergens naartoe, laten we naar de club gaan!! [Zijn Wingmate] Ik heb zin in kale poes!!! [Ultimatie Womanizer] Ik ben into Sphynx katten ja, en ik geil op Cleopatra, dat was een hete *bleep* [Zijn Wingmate] Ace, jij bent te erg! [Ace/Ultieme Womanizer] Ik weet het Card mijn maat ik weet het!! [Omroeper] Nu gaan we helaas over naar reclame, mijn god wat houd ik van deze show!!!

[Asian Woman Voice] You order Fook Yoo Food Now, or Fook Yoo, call 1-800-FOOKYOO now, or FOOK YOO, it's FOOK YOO goddamnit and you order now!!!

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