#thenewsaholicuniverse 22SEP2022

 #thenewsaholicuniverse 22SEP2022


Geffrey turns on the television...

[Chaniqua] Hi there you are watching this Live!!! This is Chaniqua reporting on The Scene where a mental patient just escaped custody! And yes, again we are talking about Patrick Stewart trying to find a bridge to get in contact with Number One A.K.A. Commander Riker!!

5 minutes later...
[Chaniqua] I am standing here with Captain Picard, as he likes to be called... [Patrick Stewart A.K.A. Captain Picard] For The Love of God, give me some airtime woman, I need to contact William T Riker you stupid excuse of a human being, I need to beam up NOW!!!

Meanwhile in The Studio...

[Talon] Chaniqua, Chaniqua, are you in any danger?

Back at The Scene...

[Chaniqua] No, not at all, he thinks I am his way out! Patrick... [Patrick Stewart] I am Picard, do not forget that ever!! [Chaniqua] Picard, speak your mind in front of the Camera, it will surely reach Riker... [Captain Picard A.K.A. Patrick Stewart] Riker, if and when you hear this, I am stuck in 2022 and they hold me prisoner, contact the agency and make sure to get here in August, not today's date!!!

10 seconds later The Local Police arrives...

[Police Officer] Thank you ma'am for keeping him busy, we will handle the rest! [Chaniqua] Thank God for the fact you came so quickly!! We have a Police Station nearby for such cases!!! [Chaniqua] Thank you, back to you Talon!

3 seconds later back in The Studio...

[Talon] Thank you Chaniqua, wonderful reporting as always!! You're like the coconut frosting on a piece of chocolate looking like Snow or Ice as cool as hell or heaven. People always talk about as hot as hell and as cold as hell, it can be only one, think about that!!! deel 2


Right now in the livingroom of The Newsaholic...

[Geffrey] Let me tell you something or maybe some things about us! You see dear viewer slash reader, there are 4 channels of Channel One, one English, the main one, the other with Chinese Spanish or Russian subtitles!! Most people on our planet have only a subscription of Channel One and ignore every other Channel!!! [Rupert] You see, yeah I'm high, but what are you? Yes you, you reading or watching this?? Why do you read this, and what can you do about it??? [Geffrey] Rupert stop spouting nonsense! Stop laughing!! Stop laughing now!!! #thenewsaholicuniverse


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