Picard Stranded in 2022, Getting back on your feet... S01E02



Jean Luc Picard in the city center of San Sanfraciso enters a Mobile Phone Shop...

[Captain Picard] Hi I am looking for a Tricorder! [Store worker who is Stoned] So you are looking to modify your Smartphone, Rad Dude!! [Captain Picard] Don't you Rad Dude me you Fucking Imbecil, can you get me High Grade Equipment or not? [Stoned Storeworker] What would you consider High Grade, and how much are you willing to spend?? [Angry Picard]  Nothing, I am here to rob this Store, now get me the best or I will kill you with my shoelaces!!! [Stoned Storeworker] Just take this Phone, okay, it's a Samsung and got plenty of storage and computing power, it will surely in your quest!!!! 

Picard leaves the store after also getting Prepaid and $1,000 in "Prepaid calling moneys"...


Rob van Loon 2022 #TheNewsaholicUniverse #StarTrek


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