Sports News Inside Access - Olympics 2022...

 [Announcer] Welcome to Sport News Inside Access, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Hi there dear viewer to SNIA, here's Chaniqua with the latest! [Chaniqua] Hello my white chocolate delight, first up Segway Swordfighting, after that scubadiving duels with harpoons, man against man!! It all comes to how good your aim is and your swimming skills are!!! [Talon] What can you tell us about this duel? [Chaniqua] Of course I can, it all comes down to your armored body suit, so they go for headshots! [Talon] Headshots?? [Chaniqua] Yes headshots, you see, an arm shot leaves another arm open for attack, but when you shoot the head they die instantly!! [Talon] And now a word from our sponsor!!! [Sponsor] Did your family member die during the Olympics, call 1-800-SUENOW and our army of lawyers will protect your freedom to take lives during the Olympics! [Talon] Yes people, there we have it, people nowadays can get away with Olympic Murder!! [Chaniqua] What is Olympic Murder??? [Talon] Really simple actually, you see, when you die during an Olympics Event they automatically get recognized as a Murder in some countries!!! Next up, Olympic Jetpack Swordfighting... #TheNewsAholicUniverse Always Continues...

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