S01E07 Biden, TNU always continues...

[Biden] Where is my teleprompter, where the hell is my teleprompter, I can't do this without a teleprompter! [Teleprompter Guy] I am having problems to generate your speech, you do know you're acting outside your normal program don't you? [Biden] Are you talking against me? You know you are talking against me?? Who the fuck are you??? I am Joe Motherfucking Biden and fuck you all!!!! Jill get me off the stage! [His Wife] Come here husband, tomorrow there will be another day and that time hopefully the medication does it's job!! [Biden] I know honey, I skipped a few hoops today, and tonight to god I shall pray!!! [His Wife] Whatfor? [Biden] Better steak dear, better steak, and the wine could do better as well, let us switch to Champagne and Caviar, I won't be here much longer, and by that I mean the White House or my life you can ponder, also I want to eat at McDonalds... Staff... [Secret Service] Yes Sir, Yes Mister President!!! [Biden] Get me a Big Mac Menu stat with Cola, Large French Fries and 2 cups of sauce!!! [Secret Service] Yes Mister President!!! #TheNewsaholicUniverse

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