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[Marjory] Geffrey Geffrey, the commercials are about to end!!! [Geffrey]Be there in a sec honey!!!

30 Seconds later...

[Announcer] Welcome to Live News Inside Access, here's your host!!! [Talon] Listen up people, we have new details about the ongoing investigation regarding to the Frozen Turkey Killer case! To remind people who have not followed this previous Very Local Story, this is not the first or second time some unknown person bashed someones head in with a Frozen Turkey, we are at the count of 6 now!! This time it was not a random victim, sorry, I am having tears in my eyes, Chaniqua are you there? [Chaniqua] Oh, wipe those tears away, it was only the Pope, and he is whiter than toothpaste!!! Anyway, I am covering this from our local pub where the crowd has gathered around the live feed from the Vatican! [Local Man] Woooh, Chaniqua, how nice to have you here, I'm drunk and kind of horny!! [Chaniqua] Shut up you drunk bafoon, I'm here to report, now say, what is your opinion about the Pope getting killed by being bashed in the head with a frozen Turkey??? Well, I'd Say it's pretty fucked up!!! [Chaniqua] Thank you Local Man for your opinion, now back to the Studio... [Talon] Don't you just love lokal folk!!!!

Rob van Loon 2022 (R)

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