Dit is een Publieke Omproep Bericht over Douchen!!!

Weet je wat ik heb gedaan, shampo stelen van een buur, ik gebruikte maar een beetje! En weet je wat er toen gebeurde, ik zette de douche uit, maar mijn haar bleef nat, alleen op mijn hele gezicht gebruikt, ik stink niet, zelfs na een maand, maar dat is puur DNA en meer!! In ieder geval, mijn haar bleef nat, dus ik haal met mijn nagels mijn hand over mijn haar en er kwam wit onder mijn nagels!!! En dan vraag jij je af, wat de F is er hier aan de hand? Ik realiseerde dat ik gesprokkeld heb! Ik liep op de fles af, bleek Bodymilk te zijn!! Toen moest ik dubbel wassen met mijn eigen haarshamo, mijn verdiende loon, of een reden dat we beter etiketten moeten lezen voordat we een product gebruiken!!!

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