De DNA Test...

[DNA Dokter] Meneer, helaas heeft de test uitgewezen dat u geen Neger bent! [Blanke Man uit Canada] Oh nee!! [DNA Dokter] Rustig meneer, u bent 8.5% Eskimo, dus u kunt doorgaan voor een iglobewoner!!!

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