Conspiracy Now Dutch Version 14Sept22

[Omroeper] Welkom bij Samenzwering Nu, hier is uw gastheer!!! [Maxis Jaxxon] Wetenschappers zijn in de war, sinds een paar dagen worden er doden gevonden door heel het land, met ingeslagen schedels! Op iedere plek van misdaad en moord, vond de politie een half ontdooide kalkoen!! Dokter X, wat is uw positie over deze dramatische gebeurtenissen? [Dokter X] Nou, stel je voor, je slaat iemand met een kalkoen, hoe groot is de kans dat je schedel breekt?? Was de schedel van het slachtoffer zwak, of de kalkoen te hard bevroren??? [Maxis Jaxxon] Hele goede vragen Dokter X, hele goede vragen!!! Wij zijn terug na de reclames...

Rob van Loon (R) #TheNewsaholicUniverse

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Newsaholic Episode 10.5 - Ruperts visit to the Psychiatrist [101819-02]

[Psychiatrist] And... how did you sleep last night? [Rupert] It was an endless series of nightmares, every time I fell asleep ALF tried to eat me. You know that early nineties or late eighties show called ALF. Well ALF stands for Alien Life Force and that fucking show puppet tried to eat me all night, every time I fell asleep he started chasing me. Apparently he caught the cat from the show and is hungry for more, I couldn't even close my eyes at some points. [Psychiatrist] What do you think it means? [Rupert] What do I think it means, I think it means I shouldn't re download old episodes of ALF and binge watch them till I'm so immersed I can no longer distinguish reality from fiction. Hey wait a minute, these revelations are supposed to be comming from you, why the hell am I paying you? This was my last session, here's the cash and Rupert OUT... *Drops Microphone* [Psychiatrist] Why the hell did you bring a microphone to my office? [Rupert] So I could drop it, Bee aii ...
Read more

Channel One Premiere - The Death Boat [101919-0G]

♫ Death, exciting and new Come aboard, were expecting you Death, lifes sweetest reward Let it flow, it floats back to you Death Boat soon will be making another run The Death Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure Your mind on a new romance Death won't hurt anymore Its an open smile on a friendly shore Yes Death... Its Death... Death Boat soon will be making another run The Death Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure Your mind on a new romance Death won't hurt anymore Its an open smile on a friendly shore Its Death... Its Death... Its Death... Its the Death Boat Its the Death Boat ♪
Read more

Something to ponder about...

I'm scared, affraid that I'm not racist and offensive enough, you see it all begins with freedom of expression, which leads to freedom of perspectives which allows your perception of reality to grow and allows you to mature as a human being so you can become wise, preferrably before you're old and grey. Attain insight, perspectives and knowledge now, it will pay itself back tenfold,..
Read more