Biden S01E03 #TheNewsaholicUniverse

[Jill] Weet je waar ik een hekel aan heb? Irritante mensen! Mensen die te luid zijn, mensen zoals jij!! Ik bedoel, dat gesnurk alleen al, gaat door de botten en maakt je helemaal gek!! En waarom in Hel zijn naam zijn de Begonia's weer Duivels Rood, we hebben al genoeg pers door jouw toespraak in Philadelphia weet je wel, en dan bedoel ik niet je Favoriete Smeerkaas!!! [Biden] Philadelphia, Philadelphia, ik moest Hunter waarschuwen! [Jill] Hunter, Hunter heeft al genoeg kaas verdiend, of zoals de rappers het noemen, Cheese?? [Biden] Kijk ik bedoel niet dat soort Cheese of Kaas, nee schat, ik begrijp je prima!! [Jill] Dat was zwaar, nu ben je eindelijk uit je coma en kunnen we over gaan tot actie!!! [Omroeper] Volgende week een nieuwe aflevering als onze schrijver in staat is iets nieuws te verzinnen, hij heeft het steeds verteld "Fuel" dan wel Brandstof, hij schijnt het nodig te hebben voor creaties en wij hier van Kanaal 1 gaan extensief onderzoek doen, mis het niet...

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