Biden S01E01

[Geffrey] Godverdomme, Rupert kom uit de Garage, de Show begint zo! [Rupert] Okay man, ik kom er aan!! Okay, wat kijken we? [Geffrey] De nieuwste serie van Kanaal 1!!!

[Bloemist] U meneer, u bent Terminaal! [Biden] Terminaal?!? [Bloemist] Ja meneer, Terminaal!! [Biden] Terminaal wat!?? [Bloemist] Terminaal irritant meneer, u komt hier al drie dagen in mijn winkel en steeds vraagt u waar de Begonia's staan meneer Biden!! [Biden] Hoe weet u dat ik Begonia's zocht, werkt u voor de Russen??? [Bloemist] What the Fuck heeft Rusland hiermee van doen jij idioot, en ohja, de Begonia's staan 3 Feet achter u!!! [Biden] Hoe ver? [Bloemist] Ongeveer 1 meter! [Biden] Hoeveel is een godverdommese meter?? [Bloemist] Rustig maar meneer, ik pak ze wel voor u, duivels rood zoals normaal neem ik aan??? [Biden] Natuurlijk!! [Bloemist] Helemaal uw kleur meneer, helemaal uw kleur!!! [Omroeper] We zijn zo terug na de reclame...

Okay dit is beter dan die Hunter serie!!! Ja ik geloof in mezelf!!! #TheNewsaholicUniverse

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