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Geheime geheimen in de mijnen, diep voorbij het ijzererts, bestaat een nieuwe wereld! Mysterieus, onbekend en niet te vinden!! Zie nu, Horton Mole hears a Who!!! Wie de fuck wil dat zien? Ik klootzak! Wie noem jij nu een klootzak?? Niet je moeder!!! Dus nu gaan we het over mijn moeder hebben???

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