Newsaholic Universe 20 August 2022

 Welcome to Catch a Nigga, here's your favorite host!!! Hi there people, I seem to have been banned from Facebook and we here in the studio are ready to catch a nigga! Chaniqua? You don't have to scream Talon, I am sitting right next to you!! Hi there viewer Talon and I are ready to catch a Nigga!!! Who are we catching this week? Nigga Jones! Who is Nigga Jones?? He's a Nigga with the last name Jones!! So we are not talking about Alex Jones??? Oh God, No!!!

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