Call 1-800-ILOVECAPYBARA. Legalize Capybara Now!!! - Commercial!!!

We here at the I Love Capybara Foundation have started a campaign to legalize the ownership of Capybara's. They are oversized rodents who are very kind and sweet. A Capybara makes a great pet and they are very good swimmers so you can take them out swimming from time to time. We have heard rumours of a Dog and Cat Lobbyists that are preventing Capybara's from being legalized as pets, forming some sort of Dog & Cat Mafia. Call 1-800-ILOVECAPYBARA Now and Help Support our Cause!!! [Capybara Fan] I always loved Capybara's, they're so lovely but here in my country the government does not allow Capybara's as pets. They do allow dangerous snakes like Pythons, but apparently a Capybara will not be legaly allowed which brings tears to my eyes... [Female Capybara Fan] I always loved rats, rabbits, mice, hamsters and guinea pigs but everytime I hugged them they died. I own a Capybara now and I can tightly squeeze it with all the love in my heart!!! [Animal Rights Activist] You Animal Rights Foundations and Corporations whathaveyou, you all claim to be about animal rights, how about the rights of the Capybara. Can't a Capybara become a lovely pet in a loving home, doesn't the Capybara have that right???

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