Shownews Update Inside Access - Niggatesium Renamed!!!

[Announcer] Welcome to Shownews Update Inside Access, here's your host!! [Talon] There are rumours flying around that Disney is renaming the remake of Phantasia called Niggatesium to Niggatasia. This has been done in light of public outrage, because Niggatesium was considered too racist. One black person had this to say... [One Black Person] This shit right here is crazy yo, Niggatesium, Niggatesium, are these motherf****** Crazy? I watch Rick and Morty and we all know now the word Cesium. Niggatesium rhymes with Cesium. What, what, are black people radioactive, how dare you Disney, how dare you??? [Talon] There you have it people, radioactive nigga's. See you back after the commercials where we will be discussing the latest parody movie about Superman called Supergay. He wears a blue suit and gay ass red underpants on top of it, wait a minute they look exactly the same... [Announcer] We seem to be having technical difficulties and will be back after the commercial break!

 My Comment: I mean, Superman has to be gay right??? A blue (COOL) suit a big S(ex) on his chest, and his underpants are red (HOT). Wears a cape and flies through the sky like a rainbow on acid!!! Yeah Son, I destroyed Superman and didn't even use Kryptonite!!!

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  1. TalonDecember 20, 2019 at 12:44 AM

    I mean, Superman has to be gay right??? A blue (COOL) suit a big S(ex) on his chest, and his underpants are red (HOT). Wears a cape and flies through the sky like a rainbow on acid!!!

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