Rick and Morty (Unofficial) S00E03 - Adventure on planet Zooploop!!!

[Rick] You see this planet Morty, it's Zooploop Prime, It's inhabited by the Zoobloobians. The Zoobloobians fought against the Boobians... [Morty] Boobians, I like that name... [Rick] Why, its a derogatory term created by the Zoobloobians because the Boobians dont have any boobs to speak of. This time we best avoid them, we seem to be in a distorted timeline. [Morty] Oh jeez, well what are we doing here? [Rick] I'm still finding out, we stepped to a time portal and someone used a cosmic time defibrulator! [Morty] And what does that mean for us? [Rick] Well, according to the manual for the portal gun I wrote for myself we have to wait for two hours and find a place that has lots of iron ore in the ground that will function as a catalyst. [Morty] Catalyst? [Rick] Exactly. [Morty] Exactly what... [Rick] Don't you see Morty, the Iron in the ground will function like an antenna to open a time distorted portal that will allow us to return home! [Morty] That makes sense, where are we heading? [Rick] To that mountaineous area over there Morty, there has to be some iron ore in the ground over there! You see those beetles around that plant over there? [Morty] Yes, what of it? [Rick] Pick two up and give one to me! [Morty] Okay! [Rick] Okay, now eat yours while I eat mine! [Morty] Oh my god, that's disgusting!!! [Rick] Yes it is, but it will deter native predators, you will stink like a fermented rotten rat for weeks! [Morty] What for weeks, but we will back within three hours! [Rick] Don't sweat the details, you want to survive don't you? [Morty] Yes... Hey my Samsung X20's metal detector phone app is detecting iron! [Rick] Yeah, those things are handy aren't they, kinda reminds me of Star Trek tricorders, but those things look so outdated you'd have to be a retard to believe it. [Morty] Okay, so what now? [Rick] Well, we wait. You see this here? [Morty] Is that a Joint with weed in it? [Rick] Well yes, but there are no serious medical implications if you take a few hits. [Morty] Oh, Jeez... [Rick] I mean we still have to wait one and a half hour before we can open up the right portal to get home, and don't you remember, from smoking weed you get hungry and tonight is pizza night!!! [Morty] Okay Grandpa Rick, I'm taking a hit right now... Wow... Why do I suddenly feel so high and happy, Rick? [Rick] Don't care, not listening, too high...

 Written by Rob van Loon aka Talon, 21Dec2019!!!

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