Rick And Morty (Unofficial) S00E01 - 2 Years Before Official Season 1!!!

[Jerry] Morty, Morty, you know what I have here? [Morty] What dad? *Sigh* [Jerry] Well it happens to be a photo of Jessica! Why is it here? [Morty] Dad, I have no idea but I'm in puberty and have serious needs? Besides I don't have a photo of Jessica! [Jerry] Then what is this, it's a photo of Jessica in a bathing suit at the swimming pool! [Morty] What, I don't have such a picture, I would like to have it though. [Jerry] Well you can't have it, but how on earth?? [Rick] If you're wondering how it got there, I placed it there. [Jerry] What, why? [Rick] Lately everytime I wanted to blow my nose after sniffing purple crystal coke we were out of tissues and that's all because Morty's been keeping a secret1 [Jerry] Morty, what have you been doing in your room lately? [Morty] Dad, can we talk about this some other time perhaps, Summer is also listening! [Summer] I'm not listening, I'm gloating!!! [Jerry] Beth, Beth, don't you have anything to say about this? [Beth] What, the fact that he's jerking off, he's been doing that for about 6 months and 2 weeks. I didn't buy extra tissues and toilet paper in hope you would notice! [Jerry] Uhh... [Beth] you are his dad aren't you? [Summer] Hahahahaha... [Beth] Summer stop laughing, this is a serious matter. I mean we're out of tissues and almost out of toilet paper, it's almost like there's no stopping our son... [Jerry] Hahahaha.. [Rick] Don't laugh Jerry, you should be ashamed, she's way funnier than you. Well, she's got that Rick Sanchez DNA in her and you don't... A rub a dub dub folks, see you next time!!!

Written by Rob van Loon aka Talon / Title Morty and the mysterious case of Tissue depletion!!!

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