Rick and Morty Season 4 Episode 5 - Hidden Content!!!

[Rick] You don't get this evolved just by practicing, you have to grow into it. Wait a minute, are your fleeflobs in the right posistion. Yes ****. Okay, okay, just checking, in a minute or two we have to enter a checkpoint. I hope you have your Plasmarifle ready! What, I'm going to need my Plasmarifle? Yes, it's either that or sucking alien dick to get through customs! Oh Jeez, I hope I have enough Ammo! Well you do, that thing packs 322 bullets all primed with element 777 which hasn't been discovered yet. Oh Jeez ****, what will happen next? What will happen next, what will happen next, you see those innocent snakes over there, annihalate them in the name of ****!!! Why does your name keep getting censored??? Because I'm trying to keep a low profile you dumbass, now point and shoot like your life depends on it. Yes ****... No seriously, your life does depend on it!!!

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