No, I'm not producing a Rap Album!!!

♫ I make bitches feel like they had E, can sound naggy while rapping like Eazy E. Don't mess with me or else I'll put a chrome in your dome! My knowledge is ancient like Rome. You don't stand a chance against me, my mind is liberated and free.  Are you mental, if you fuck with me you'll need insurance dental. ~Rob aka Talon aka Dirty T

 You're gonna love this, at least I do, my old account is still there somewhere... Anyway...

 Dirty-T's fifth hit single out now!!!They Sold Me Blanks
I was doing a driveby on 11th streetsomething went wrong I had no heatFuck this what the hell is going onI fired all my rounds but nothings gone
♫They sold me blanks in the weapons store♫Firing my weapon didn't feel like before♫It was like I was merely blowing hot air♫The other gangmember gave me a weird stare
Then we went to do a meetup to sell someIt all went motherfucking bad and then someI tried to hit those guys bot to no availReally hope I survive this and will prevail
♫They sold me blanks in the weapons store♫Firing my weapon didn't feel like before♫It was like I was merely blowing hot air♫The other gangmember gave me a weird stare
I luckily got out alive but my homey diedRight now I'm eating KFC chicken friedI will drop a 40 on the curb later onOh I wish my motherfucking homey wasn't gone
♫They sold me blanks in the weapons store♫Firing my weapon didn't feel like before♫It was like I was merely blowing hot air♫The other gangmember gave me a weird stare

Next day I went to the ammo store loadedI was so angry I fired but he wasn't deadThen I had to run from the store for my lifeI never should leave buying of ammo to my wife

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  1. TalonDecember 18, 2019 at 4:21 PM

    I came back to an old account, and the first comment I read was... Please take me off your list!

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