News Tonight - Police Abuse Helper Monkey With a Limp!!! [201219-0X]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite Host!!! [Talon] Today a young helper monkey who was hit by a car was walking with a limp and a partially broken leg, was arrested by the police who suspected he was strutting like a gangster. Chaniqua has the inside story, my dearest piece of coal, are you there? [Chaniqua] Yeah I am Talon, ain't you lookin' like Tofu today. Anyway... His owner, Mr Handicapp was hours without his helper monkey who went out to get him his breakfast. He was on the phone for hours talking to local authorities and the police about how his helper monkey sprained his ankle and was unable to walk like a normal monkey but it all fell on deaf ears. Finally he called a lawyer by dialing the number 1-800-NIGGAREPRESENT and the matter was resolved within hours... [Talon] Thank you for that amazing report Chaniqua, and there you have it people Nigga's be representin'... After these commercials an in depth interview with a local senior who claims to have invented bionic tomato soup after his prosthetic hand fell into the soup and the taste improved...

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  1. TalonDecember 20, 2019 at 2:25 PM

    If this stuff isn't racist enough, please call 1-800-CHANNELONE and help us be more racist, we as a company really want to earn that Insane Crazy Globe Award this year!!!

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