News Tonight - No Taxis For Niggers!!! [121519-01]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Welcome, and a good evening to you. Chaniqua has the inside story and is as usual at the scene! Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] Hi Talon, good evening to you all. I'm standing here with Mr. Black who happens to be a negro and happened to be ignored by a self driving automatized taxi cab. Mr. Black? [Mr. Black] Yeah, I was standing here and waved at the cab, but apparently the nigga optics were dysfunctional so the taxi cab did not recognize me and saw me as a shadow. [Chaniqua] You see that people, a white mans taxi cab did not register a negro waiting for transport. What the hell is this world coming to? [Talon] I don't know about you people, but I'm appalled at the mere notion of this fact. We at Channel One will get to the bottom of this, see you back after the commercials...

;; Nigga Optics... You see, there was this technology company that made faucets that did not operate when a person of colour decided to wash their hands in a restroom... Nigga Optics is a parodical technology that does recognize people of color... (This is the last time I'm gonna explain Nigga Optics)

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