News Today - Sticky Hands [121619-01]

[Announcer] Welcome to News Today, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Today a fifteen year old boy was diagnosed with Sperm Syndrome. He kept taking fashion magazines with ladies wearing bathing suits into his room and locked his door. Then after five minutes he'd come out of his bedroom acting all relieved and satisfied. The father then became worried and took his son to the doctor who diagnosed the young man with Sperm Syndrome. It's symptoms are being in a good mood and sticky hands, yes sticky hands people. As of yet the affliction has not been diagnosed as being contagious, but the local government still wants to issue a warning to the public. Chaniqua is unlike usual not at the scene stating, I'm not going anywhere near that kid. [Announcer] We will be back after the commercials with more news, please stay tuned!!!

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