News Today - Helper Monkey Shot Down By Police!!! [221219-0X]

Welcome to News Today, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Welcome! People, and especially the kids, I hope you are sitting down. Chaniqua has all the details and is at the scene! [Chaniqua] Brace yourselves this is painful news and it brings tears to my eyes that we have to bring this news to the children. It's a tragedy!!! The Helper Monkey who was hit by a car and then later arrested by police and interrogated has been shot dead by police forces. [Mr Handicapp] It was a tragedy, earlier this week my helper monkey was hit by a car, started limping and the police arrested my dear beloved helper monkey and tried to interrogate him. After that I went with him to the vetenarian and had his leg casted in plaster. He was doing groceries for me early this morning, and of course had an agressive face because of all of the pain, that combined with the plastered monkey leg he seemed to be strutting like a gangster. Apparently he took the TV remmote with him out of sheer pain confusion and the police mistook it for a gun!!! [Talon] How many shots were fired at the helper monkey? [Chaniqua] We don't have the exact bullet count yet, but it was over 15... [Talon] Wasn't it a few years ago some old lady mistook a Snickers Bar for a Gun? This time it's a remote, what will it be next time people, what will it be next time??? After the commercials we will be back with a story about this very subject with a professor... [Soundbite] You see, if you live and work with fear in your mind and heart, your conciousness will deceive you!!! [Announcer] We will be back after the commercials...

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  1. TalonDecember 22, 2019 at 9:19 AM

    De politie zijn niet langer de mannen in het blauw, maar mannen in wespenpakken met zwart en geel. Blauw straalt rust uit, zwart met geel betekent gevaar!!! (EN) The police are no longer the men in blue, but the men in black and yellow. Blue indicates peacefulness, black and a yellow stripe indicates danger!!!

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    1. TalonDecember 22, 2019 at 9:21 AM

      En trouwens he, en dit heb ik van een Marrokaan... Schijnbaar komen die pakken uit Turkije waar ze o zo vriendelijk zijn voor de bevolking en waren ze super cheap...

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