I just saw Jumanji... - Dwayne The Rock Johnson

You know why dwayne johnson is called dwayne the rock johnson? Because he's as bald as a rock... talk about being a human golemn... if an airplane crashes and he dies people will have meat and soup for months... i mean, saying the man has muscles is an understatement... he don't got pecks he's got six pecks... six cans of whoopass in every chest muscle... You know what problem the rock doesn't have which most men do? hairgel! also, I never have heard him complain about hair conditioner in the media... All that aside, I just saw the new Jumanji movie with him in it and it was a great watch. Thank you for being in that movie and please don't kill me... (Written by Rob van Loon 12-12-19)

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