Hotel Black S01E01 Pilot - Preview!!!

Based on the Brittish Show Fawlty Towers we at Channel One now Present You with a Preview of Hotel Black...

 [Hotel Owner] The beans are Black, The Ketjap is Black, The Bread is Toasted Black, The Marmite on top of it is Black, the Pepper on the Side is Black, Your Napkin is black, the Tablecloth is Black, Your Coffee is Black, Your Coffeecup is black, that Spoon is Black. You see that tiny hole in the wall over there? [Hotel Visitor] Yes! [Hotel Owner] Well, look deep inside it! [Hotel Visitor] Okay! [Hotel Owner] You see that, the center is black! [Hotel Visitor] Is that why it's so dark in here? [Hotel Owner] No, because so many items here are Black all the light gets absorbed! You noticed the Black Pen to sign the bill? [Hotel Visitor] What Pen? [Hotel Owner] Exactly, it is so black you need NIGGAOPTICS PRO DELUXE to detect it, here, put these glasses on! [Hotel Visitor] Oh my God, Oh my God, there's a pen there and a TV Remote I did not even notice before! And is that a Widescreen TV? [Hotel Owner] Yes, they're so Black you need NIGGAOPTICS PRO DELUXE. At first I wasn't even able to find these products in the store, but nowadays I don't miss a single item!

 [Disclaimer] Hi, we here at the NIGGAOPTICS Company wish to ensure you that you do not need an upgraded version, this is just comedy and the original NIGGAOPTICS Technology works just fine!!!

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