Extended Datawars Shampoo Advertisement!!! - Commercial!!!

[Maxis Jaxxon] Hi there I'm Maxis Jaxxon! Thank you for tuning in! We here at Datawars have developped the Ultimate Shampoo on Earth! It's main ingredient that comes from the butt gland of a species long thought extinct. The animal is called the Buttus Shampoous and it lives in remote rainforrests. Local inhabitants milk their butts daily and sell us the residu. I'm proud to have washed my hair with Secretion Shampoo Pro and see how my hair is just lovely today. Doctor X is here to explain the exact workings of the shampoo. [Doctor X] Well, first they cuddle the animal and then tickle it's butthole. [Maxis Jaxxon] Please Doctor X, just the shampoo! [Doctor X] Well, the anal secretion from the Buttus Shampoous will seep into your hairfibers, moisturize, revitalize it and it has this delicious smell. You see, at first the local inhabitants got attracted by the sweet aroma and only later on discovered that it had other functions. [Maxis Jaxxon] Thank you Doctor X, that was quite enough, Call 1-800-DATAWARS NOW and order a bottle of Secretion Shampoo Pro for the introductory price of only 13.99 Moneys!!!

 (Newsaholic Universe Stuff!!! Written by Rob van Loon aka Talon)

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