Disturbed Animals - Was That A Terminator Rabbit?

[Announcer] Welcome to Disturbed Animals, here's your favorite Host!!! [Talon] Welcome dear viewer, please do not let your children watch this episode! There's a Homocidal Crossbreed Rabbit on the loose! Chaniqua, Chaniqua, are you still there? [Chaniqua] Yeah, I'm still here and the rabbit has been contained, I repeat, the rabbit has been contained! the ranger had to shoot it ten times and had to reload once before the animal was subdued. I'm standing here with a Vetenerian who is performing an autopsy on the corpse. Sir, what can you tell us? [Doctor Dissect] Well, it seems this animal was bionically enhanced to withstand high temperatures and it's skeletal structure was enhanced with alien alloys. We seem to have a mystery at our hands Chaniqua and I don't know where to begin. [Chaniqua] That's a lot to take in, and I can take in a lot... [Talon] Hahahahaha... [Chaniqua] Shut up you! Anyway, anything else you can tell us Doctor Dissect? [Doctor Dissect] Well it seems it's not really bionic. Remember that Terminator in the woods with prostethics? [Chaniqua] Yes of course I do, I was at the scene talking to the ranger back then! [Doctor Dissect] Yes, indeed you were. The Rabbit wasn't actually bionic enhanced, some surgeon must have found it as a tiny bunny and helped it recover while applying prostethics. Sorry to dissapoint you! [Chaniqua] And the Alien Alloys? [Doctor Dissect] Well it might have just been surgical steel. [Talon] Okay that's enough, thank you Chaniqua for being wonderfull as always, but he kept blabbering on and we're out of time!!! See you next episode folks!!!

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