Channel One Received an Award - Important News Update!!!

[Talon] Thank You Dear Viewers, We here at Channel One are proud to anounce we have won the Crazy Insane Globe Award in the Category Racism!!! [Chaniqua] Hi, Yes, We are very happy to have received this award. As always, I'll be there at the scene... Though I will need some time to recover, at the event they offered free NiggaPlosions and I was up all night! [Talon] I thought we shouldn't discuss that night on... [Announcer] People, we seem to be having technical difficulties...

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