Call 1-800-MACDONALDS Limited Time Offer!!! - Commercial!!!

[Sexy Female Announcer] I'll start from the bottom, a bottom layer of the softest bun you can imagine. Then atop of it the juiciest hamburger, with atop the secret sauce some lettuce and a slice of tomato. Then a between bun slice, atop of that another hamburger with atop tomato ketchup and three pickles. Then another in between bun layer with atop a thin slice of hamburger and a thick slice of molten cheese, with atop more lettuce and five pickles. We at McDonalds are introducing the Notorious BIG Mac!!! For within 30 Minute Drone Delivery call 1-800-MACDONALDS!!! Or visit www.macdonalds.local!!! If perhaps the Notorious BIG Mac might not be available in your local area, please contact your local MacDonalds Restaurant manager and inform him that you would like to have this product available. We here at MacDonalds are here to serve YOU, The Customer!!!

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  1. TalonDecember 22, 2019 at 7:38 AM

    Someone start a petition to let MacDonalds change from candied onions to freshly baked onions, they're delicious on top of hamburgers, but unfortunately couldn't make it into the recipe!!!

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