Call 1-800-GUNSFORCHILDREN, Help Them To Protect Themselves!!! - Public Announcement!!!

We here at the Child Defense League have a plan to end pedophilic threats to little children who walk to school, do groceries for their parents or ride on the bus next to that weird man with a Goatee! We are legally pushing for legalization of firearms for kids from the age of five. Call 1-800-GUNSFORCHILDREN and help support our cause!!! [Little Girl] I feel affraid when I go to school, older men look at me like I'm some kind of wrapped piece of candy. Please legalize firearms for kids, I'm in need of a Glock!!! [Expert on Parenting] You see parents allways tell you about the bad man you have to watch out for, do they give you a gun? No, they don't even give you a knife to defend for dear life! [Some Historian] Today, a man will walk up to a boy and will invite him into his van, back in the olden days the ten year old boy would be armed and the man with bad thoughts would keep his distance and say goodday young man...

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