Black Entertainment Comedy - Premiere!!!

[Announcer] Welcome to Tonight's Episode of BEC, Black Entertainment Comedy. As usual it's a collection of audio clips... [Soundbite] So I punched this white bitch in the face right! Why? Because she said my hair weave was done ugly! But your hair weave was done ugly! What did you say motherfucker, I'm gonna punch you in the face as well... [Soundbite] So I lifted this chocolate bar from the store right?! Yeah Nigga. And then this police officer came up to me and tried to arrest me, wanna know what I did? Yes, tell me. I punched him in the nuts! Why? Because he was eating a Snickers bar! We will be back next week with an all new episode of BEC, don't miss it!!!

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  1. TalonDecember 18, 2019 at 1:15 PM

    Some white guilt just came out of me! That's called Sperm sir, and Congratulations, you have just jerked off to a black woman and are no longer considered a racist! Oh thank you doctor, I feel so much better now!!!

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