Special Documentary Inside Access - Grunbau History III [110619-0C]

Welcome to SDIA, Special Documentary Inside Access where today we have another installment discussing our hidden history regarding Grunbau. We already know he amputated peoples legs, froze them and beat them to death with it. We also know he used catapults to extradite unwanted immigrants and even cows. Today we will shine some light on an even more inhumane subject. The abuse of horses. You see, Grunbau had difficulty overcoming fortresses of his enemies and those fortresses were a hard tactical obstacle for his expansion into the eastern nations. He equipped horses with explosives and a long fuse. Lit it, then send the horses towards the enemy structures. The enemies of Grunbau did not suspect a thing and only saw the lit fuses once the horses were led inside. You see, the enemy had black horses and Grunbau had white horses. He covered his horsen in tar to deceive his enemies. Once inside it was too late and the horses exploded. The last thing they said was Mehehe. Creating a crater in the middle of the castle grounds and letting the door open for a small team of Grunbau Elites to ensure victory. What happened next within the castle or fortress has still to be uncovered, but rest assured it was gruesome.

(Even though this cannot be classified as Humor, it is a vital piece of Grunbau Lore)