Opinon Now - High Politician [110319-0C]

[Announcer] Welcome to another episode of Opinon Now, today we are featuring a politician that has some unique insights in inhaling the you know what. Here's your Host!!! [Talon] A once famous politician that claimed he never inhaled marihuana smoke has actually inhaled marhuana yesterday. [Soundbite] Pfwuah... Pffffoooooo... O my god, I'm so high right now, where's my trans husband, oops, I mean my wife, hahahaha... She should really hit this shit, this shit is awesome.... [Talon] These secret recordings from a hotel room have shattered the previous presidency, who knew he'd actually take a hit from that blunt. Here's another politician that has an opinion. [High Politician] Wait, give me a few seconds while I put this one out and light another. I'm of the opinion that everyone should have the freedom to smoke weed in their pursuit of happyness. Wait a few seconds, gotta light this one! [Talon] I'll wait... but if you don't mind me, I'll light one as well, nothing beats getting high together am I right? [High Politician] Hell yeah man, nothing beats that, talking of beats, can you put some music on? [Talon] You know what, I definitely can!!! Okay, that's done, and now on with the interview. Do you have any more insights on why smoking weed should be legal? [High Politician] Well, it's a bad thing when you smoke one joint a year!!! [Talon] Please explain!! [High Politician] You see, when you rarely smoke weed you're like a sunday driver on acid, but when you smoke daily you're like a professional Formula One Driver. It's got to do with regular intake and the tolerance you develop while doing it. Instead of a handicap it becomes a perk. And that's what the conservatives on www.youstream.local don't want to hear. I might be high, but well of mind yet they refuse any interview with me. [Talon] Yes those streamers can be evasive like shadows in front of a flashlight. Next week we will be discussing a blind marmot suffering from parkinson disease that plays the piano...

In the works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy8jP42JPTg

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