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Opinion Now - Hermafrodites [111619-0A]
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[Announcer] Welcome to Opinion Now, here's your host! [Talon] Today we are tackling a difficult subject. In the studio we have a man, or is it a woman. He or she has both bodyparts. The floor is all yours. [Hermafrodyte] Hi, I'm a hermafrodyte and I have both a penis and a vagina. With all these mental diseases like transgendering and homosexuality around the populace at large forgets about my demographic. It is time for us to unite and put those retarded concepts of non binary behind us. When the election comes, choose with your heart as well as your brain. We hermafrodytes are a marginalized part of the community and it's time our voices were also heard... [Talon] Voices heard and they hoped they were deaf, tune in next week when we interview an insane person. Now you might ask yourself the question, aren't they always insane. And yes, but next weeks interviewee is extra insane...
;This bit was in honor of The Emperor of Trolling!!! ;Sorry doing a lot of dutch humor, will switch between languages more frequently
[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Today a confused priest was arrested by the police, he ran through the streets of our local city screaming the power of Christ compels you. [Chaniqua] Hi everyone I'm here at the victim support center surrounded by crying children. They simply weren't mentally prepared for a screaming lunatic. Even when the police was at the scene the priest started sprinkling holy water on the police officers. It was then that they decided that this man needed to be interrogated for further study into the paranormal. You see it wasn't the regular police but some off branch that nobody knows off who quickly took over the investigation. [Talon] Amazing reporting Chaniqua, as always. People, now I will have your attention for the following, chipmunks in heat... [Soundbite] Not wantzing to changze ze past, is a reluctanze to changze in ze prezent! [Announcer] Tonight on SDIA Special Documentary Inside Access, Timetr...
[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Again welcome to News Tonight, tonight we have a personal story. It's about a person and you can't spell personal without person. Chaniqua is at the scene, Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] Well, it seems that something innocent turned out to be something bad. You see, our local football club has a slogan, Seek Victory, but translated into german it's Sieg Heil. The fact that their favorite tactic is called a Blitzkrieg did not help either... [Talon] The horror, I can only imagine. And now we turn to a story about a local elderly man who collects stamps...
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