My Downstairs Neighbour Had a Burglar who left a Joint...

I decided to roll a small joint for my downstairs neighbour, only to find him asleep. I placed the joint next to the remote... picked up his lighter from the other couch, his final beer of the day out of his backpack. I cannot predict the future, but I'm 110% convinced that he will wake up with a smile!!!

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  1. TalonNovember 9, 2019 at 2:06 PM

    Now that I actuall think about it, his first reaction will be of total confusion... 🤣

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