MCB2019 Epilogue [110319-0B]

[Announcer] This is outside of our regular programming, but our sponsor had something to say... [Talon] Hahaha, isn't that funny, there is no sponsor. All 30 comedians came together on Channel One for a sole reason. To bring entertainment to you folks at home. We all hope you enjoyed the show and yes, we will be back next year. If you think you're good enough sign up now for MCB2020. Email us at mcb2020@email.local and try in the auditions to earn a spot in next years show!!!...

[Maxis Jaxxon] Hi Datawarrior, I present to you Datawars Bodylotion, watch me smear this overpriced product all over my body. Call 1-800-DATAWAR and order a tube today for the introductory price of only 14.99 Moneys!! Order now, because our supply is getting low!!!

[Rupert] I tried the stuff, it smells nice and does wonders for my fur! [Caitlyn] Yes, but how many times do I have to watch Maxis Jaxxon smearing his semi naked body in lotion? I mean, it has gotta end sometime right? [Rupert] Seeing his perseverance to sell the lotion I wouldn't count on it, though it wouldn't hurt if he'd use a female reporter in his ads....

;(More audio in the future, training my vocal cords right now and my god does my throat hurt...)

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