Gay Puncher 2077 Promo [110319-03]

[Soundbite] Have you seen a homosexual lying on his back on the ground? I will when I have punched your face you gay bastard!!! [Announcer] See it all tonight on Gay Puncher 2077, it's a story about a cyberpunk setting and crazy ass cop in the year 2077. [Disclaimer] viewer discretion is advised as this show contains extreme violence and even more extreme nudity!!!

Bonus Stuff... (New Name in Universe AG-47, Terry Phillipsson, name is still not permanent)
(Is this text illegal, please email or call me) Have you ever punched a gay man in the face? Why you asking me that nigga, do I look like someone who enjoys beating up innocent gay men? What about that nigga in the alley, he's pretty fucked up/ Yo Nigga, I'm straight, but I run a gay brothel like the most descent pimp alive yo. I never hit my bitches, and that bitch... Are we still talking about men? Yeah bitch, so this bitch right started taking money and not paying his due's right, so I had no choice but to ...fuck.....him....up.... and that's exactlly what I did nigga? Who are you anyways with your notepad and skinny black ass? Well, I'm Terry Phillipsson, the youngest black reporter in town and don't you forget it, I'll be makin' waves bro... Why you have to scream your name so loud, you're scaring the bitches! Don't you mean working men? Well I can put them back to work once you get out of my face! I'll come back some other time to finish the interview...

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