Commercial - Suck Sticks

[Gaylord McGayson] Hi I'm Gaylord McGayson and I have developed a new type of candy, all you need to do is suck on it... It's an ultra hard rod made out of sugar with a creamy center that will just explode in your mouth after sucking it for five minutes. Nine out of ten gays proclaim that this is the best candy in the world. [Disclaimer] Warning, this product is not suitable for children, or heterosexuals...

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