Commercial Break - Count Cocofang, Doctor Hospital and more... [110719-03]

[Soundbite] Our local movie recording studios have decided to become more inclusive after complaints from Transexuals. Right now as we speak they are digitally adding trans people to the movie Shaka Zulu. Transsexuals have rejoiced at this move and many of them are en route to the movie studio to stand in front of a green screen. [Kalisha] Hi, I'm Kalisha, I finally get to be in the movies this is a dream come true? Will they digitally remove the bulge in your pants? [Announcer] See it all tonight on Celebrity Inside Access or CIA for short...


♫ His mansion lies in the city outskirts, when he sucks your blood it hurts
♫ Yes, yes, it's Count Cocofang. Count Coco Coco Fang
♫ He will be there in the darkness of night, fulfilling his evil plight
♫ Yes, yes, it's Count Cocofang. Count Coco Coco Fang
[Count CocoFang] Children, please enjoy my delicious Cocofang Coco Pufs!!! Be bleh be bleh bleh bleh


[Soundbite] Did you just fart? Yes I deal in fine art. No I just asked you if you farted? That's a difficult answer, you see since ancient times man has farted. Farting has become so common in our lives we most of the times do not realize that we just farted. All I can say to you is that if I farted that I was unaware of it at the time. Tonight at eleven, the classic comedy He who denied it, supplied it. Don't miss it!

[Army Recruiter] Welcome to The Army, we now recruit anyone, yes anyone. We are in need of landmine detonators and will offer your family a minor compensation if you succeed in your mission. Call 1-800-IWANNADIE now and receive a free coupon for a free Joyfull Meal at McHamsters...

[Doctor Hospital's Wife Charlene] Doctor my dear, please rescue these animals. [Doctor Hospital] This is not a patient I can work on! [Charlene Hospital] But Doctor, who else could do the job? [Doctor Hospital] Dear, I know I'm both a doctor and a surgeon, but we're currently in our Local Butcher Shop and I can not in good conscience operate on beef. [Announcer] See it all later tonight on Doctor Hospital! [Doctor Hospital] I'm not just any doctor, the name is Hospital, Doctor Medical Hospital!! Don't miss it!!!

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