The Newsaholic - Season 1 Episode 10.1 Terminatorism [101219-0A]

*ZAP* ...right now we are featuring a full panel discussion with one schizophrenic man who identifies himself as a full panel... *ZAP* ...Hi there, are you in need of toiletpaper, I know I am... *ZAP* ...and then he punched her in the face for... *ZAP* ...have you ever seen Topaz or Lapis Lazuli this beatiful? Only 59... *ZAP* ...today a tragedy occurred when a pedestrian jumped in front of incoming traffic with.. *ZAP* ...this is it you stinky ass bitch, I'm gonna... *ZAP* ...do you fear black people? Well so do I... *ZAP* [Rupert] Isn't there anything decent on TV? Hey wait a minute, the news is about to start featuring my favorite host!! *ZAP* [Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Good evening dear viewer and again welcome to tonights show. Today we are covering a continuation of the Terminator story. It is time we realised that not every person with chrome coated prosthetics is a Terminator. We all remember last week when a war veteran was accidentally diagnosed with Terminatorism. Chaniqua? [Chaniqua] Yes, yes, Talon, Talon, can you hear me? Yes, I'm getting the feed, continue! [Chaniqua] Well, apparently there's a Terminator Scare going around and many innocent people are being diagnosed as Terminators by the public and are flooding 1-800-EMERGENCY. It has turned into an emergency in itself. People are affraid to go outside when they see someone limping on the pavement. Police are also affected, no longer do they have shotguns in their cars, because if you carry one you look like one. [Talon] Fantastic reporting Chaniqua, as always we try to keep you up to date on the progress of this event so stay tuned. After the commercials we'll be discussing ancient Traderia, it seems Prince Phillip* travelled there in the past...

*Prince Phillip and The Rat King... Something I'm going to write...

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