Temporary Post or something - The Blind [102819-0A]

Hi, I'm blind and looking for some self defense items! Hello dear customer, can I offer you the sawed off shotgun? Yes, yes it's all in house, we order regular shotguns and then saw off 75% of the barrel... How does that help me? Well, when you hear a noise, point in the general direction and pull the trigger, that should do the job. But what if it's my wife making the noise? What the hell, you're blind and your wife makes noise? Yeah well pretty much, the worst part is, she only screams outside the bedroom. And I'm like honey I'm blind not fucking deaf, you know... No I don't know, this is all new to me. I mean, when do you make a conversation with a blind guy in life... It's not like you can walk up to them and ask, hey blindy, how's it going, see much lately? Seen anything of interest... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... THe one eyed man is king... What does the color blue mean to you? Or red or orange for that matter. Do you even understand the concept of color? That's a legitemate question though, sorry for getting all educational... people used to dream in black and white, and only started dreaming in color with the advent of color TV. A blind person has never seen color, so how can they understand what it actually means. And another question, I know you want a shotgun and nothing more, but answer me this. You were born blind? Yes. Do you see in your dreams or are you blind in them, seriously I have never seen a scientific inquiry into this subject matter and I am very curious!!!