Tales from an Alternate Universe #002 [101719-03]
Some of this is based on reality, not really though for legal purposes...
Have you ever really looked at Superman and Batman, and I mean really really looked. Spandex suits with the underpants over the suit, I mean it's as clear as day isn't it? And regarding the movies, whatever happened to Robin the Boy WonderIng where his underpants went. I mean, Batman, who the hell dresses up like a fucking bat? And Superman, red underpants, can you get more gay than that? Don't laugh, these are serious questions. Why not dress up like a Ninja? Oh wait, the muslim females already do that...
Tonight on SDIA, an in depth investigation on auto erotic mummyfication featuring expert Vincent Masuka. "You see the front goes into the back goes into the front again, as you can see right here in this clip! Yes, I have recorded this myself, thank you..."
After that we will air Opinion Today where a dutch person explains that all dutch pretend to know the english language with an emphasis on pretend. "Yes you can order a hamburger and a coke, but that does not mean you speak the language". "That is offensive sir." Shut up you fucking cunt, see you can't even translate this into dutch." What does it mean to you?" "Houd je bek kutwijf", see now she's offended, she did understand that. You see, dutch people like to read subtitles. The deaf read lips, we do as well subconsiously and it helps to interpret or understand what the person is saying. By only reading the subtitles you're being taught localization of language by an inferior firm like Taalgevoel. Which means language feeling, let me tell you this, they do not feel the english language. And another thing...
You know what the Dutch have? Knabbel and Babbel, which would be localized into english into Crunchy and Munchy. Except, they're actually called Chip and Dale. Yes those two lovable rodents from Disney. And now we get to the next point. You see, when women want to see men dancing and prancing they go to the Chip and Dales. Why is that you think? Well, obviously we have a rapist in Local Park. He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatching you people up trying to rape em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz they're raping anybody out here. Sorry, I got distracted for a moment. Anyway, Chip and Dales are those stripping men, and what do those squirrels wear? Exactly, only a shirt, nothing else. And another thing, why do the female characters have feminine bodylines and human hair??? It's disgusting, that's what it is!!!
Have you ever really looked at Superman and Batman, and I mean really really looked. Spandex suits with the underpants over the suit, I mean it's as clear as day isn't it? And regarding the movies, whatever happened to Robin the Boy WonderIng where his underpants went. I mean, Batman, who the hell dresses up like a fucking bat? And Superman, red underpants, can you get more gay than that? Don't laugh, these are serious questions. Why not dress up like a Ninja? Oh wait, the muslim females already do that...
Tonight on SDIA, an in depth investigation on auto erotic mummyfication featuring expert Vincent Masuka. "You see the front goes into the back goes into the front again, as you can see right here in this clip! Yes, I have recorded this myself, thank you..."
After that we will air Opinion Today where a dutch person explains that all dutch pretend to know the english language with an emphasis on pretend. "Yes you can order a hamburger and a coke, but that does not mean you speak the language". "That is offensive sir." Shut up you fucking cunt, see you can't even translate this into dutch." What does it mean to you?" "Houd je bek kutwijf", see now she's offended, she did understand that. You see, dutch people like to read subtitles. The deaf read lips, we do as well subconsiously and it helps to interpret or understand what the person is saying. By only reading the subtitles you're being taught localization of language by an inferior firm like Taalgevoel. Which means language feeling, let me tell you this, they do not feel the english language. And another thing...
You know what the Dutch have? Knabbel and Babbel, which would be localized into english into Crunchy and Munchy. Except, they're actually called Chip and Dale. Yes those two lovable rodents from Disney. And now we get to the next point. You see, when women want to see men dancing and prancing they go to the Chip and Dales. Why is that you think? Well, obviously we have a rapist in Local Park. He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatching you people up trying to rape em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz they're raping anybody out here. Sorry, I got distracted for a moment. Anyway, Chip and Dales are those stripping men, and what do those squirrels wear? Exactly, only a shirt, nothing else. And another thing, why do the female characters have feminine bodylines and human hair??? It's disgusting, that's what it is!!!
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