Sudden realisation - Pewdiepie versus Rick and Morty [101919-0H]

0 out of 10 Pewdiepie viewers who saw the video about needing a super high IQ to watch Rick and Morty realised that Universe C-137 stands for Universe Caesium 137. Which means 10 out of 10 people who watch Pewdiepie and Rick and Morty are mentally retared!!! [Disclaimer] If you were offended by this, please call 1-800-IDONTCARE and if the lines are too busy call 1-800-WEDONTCARE instead...

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