SDIA - Iglesias & Announcer [102219-0A]

[Announcer] Welcome to Special Documentary Inside Acces featuring Iglesias Morrato. [Iglesias Morrato] This week a special programming for people with ADHD. The relaxing hour with Iglesias Morrato hosted on SDIA, he hosts Bizarro Zone, but this time he is very very relaxed. Iglesias? Yes, this is Iglesias here at your service! [Announcer] My service? I hope the viewers service! [Iglesias Morrato] Yes, yes, something like that. You see what I found here, I thought it was a vase, but it turned out to be a bong. [Announcer] A bong??? [Iglesias Morrato] Si senior, a bong, I filled it with weed and I am consuming as we speak. [Announcer] Consuming as we speak? You need a new dayjob. [Iglesias Morrato] No no sir, this show is not going to be canceled. See this smoke, pure fiction... [Announcer] Why is that? I mean, I finally get to host somewhat a show of my own. [Iglesias Morrato] You see, I bribed the judge! [Announcer] Bribed the judge? [Iglesias Morrato] Si, I mean yes, I gave him a few hits last week when we were chilling and your name came up. And I said, give him minimal punishment or you'll get no more hits off of this joint, and the judge said Okay. [Announcer] If a Judge was okay with it, who am I to judge? [Iglesias Morrato] People, never underestimate the power of weed... We will be back after the commercials where I dress up like a sixteen year old boy and seduce my french teacher. Why do all the good looking ones only get a slap on the wrist? It's because they're irresistable that's why...


[Announcer] Have you ever tasted the smell of roses... tastes like roses right. Do we have the product for you, the NoSmell 2100 tablet that is. This will only shorten your lifespan by 3 years, but at the same time you will never be able to smell again!! [Disclaimer] This product has the following side effects. Loss of hearing, loss of automotoric functions, loss of smell, loss of hearing, loss of memory, loss of skin, loss of sight and many many more, consult your physician before use!!!

(This stuff is highly experimental and might not be cannon....)

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