SDIA collab w/ Disturbed Animals - Hyena Cow [100919-03]

[Anouncer] Welcome! This is a collaboration episode for SDIA, Special Documentary Inside Access in collaboration with Disturbed Animals. [Disclaimer] Viewer discretion is advised! [Talon] Hi, I'm Talon, you might remember me from the news or the SDIA episode where Jimmy was hospitalized. See today we are introducing jimmy into a new enviroment. As an experiment we introduced a baby cow into a family of hyenas, you see the hyena mother just gave birth and was taking care of her cubs. Now two years later this cow is bloodthirsty and a full member of the pack. Jimmy, you see those hyenas and the obvious cow over there? [Jimmy] Yes mister. [Talon] Well, here's some grass, now get out of the jeep and offer the cow some grass... *Jimmy gets out of the jeep* [Jimmy] Are you sure it's safe mister? [Talon] Only time will tell Jimmy, only time will tell. Hey well apparently a few seconds equals time. The cow started growling and is now chasing Jimmy down the canyon. I'd better drive after him. *2 minutes later* [Talon] Here we see the bloodthirsty cow trying to climb up a tree, and there, right at the very top we see Jimmy. [Jimmy] Help, help... [Talon] Don't worry, the park rangers are on their way, at least I hope so. *bleep bleep bleep... ring ring* Yeah park rangers, this is Talon. I'm over here at the canyon and Jimmy is about to be eaten by a bloodthirsty cow. [other side] Oh you mean Diabolo Bella Macabre, sorry sir we can not help you with that... [other side 2] You hear that, Diabolo Bella Macabre is in the neighbourhood, we have to flee... [Talon] Sorry Jimmy, we seem to have underestimated the severtiy of the situation. A rescue helicopter is on it's way to airlift you out, stay strong! I'm getting the hell out of here... People that was it for this weeks show, please tune in next time!

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